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The Human Project gives this great big dinner, all the scientists and sages in the world, they’re tossing around theories about the ultimate mystery— Why are women infertile… why can’t we make babies anymore? Some of them say it’s genetic experiments, gamma rays, pollution, same ol’ same ol’.
Anyway, in the corner, this Englishman’s sitting. He hasn’t said a word, he’s just tucking into his dinner. So they decide to ask him. “Well, why do you think we can’t make babies anymore?”
And he looks up and he’s chewing on this great big wing and he says… “I haven’t the faintest idea,” he said. “But this stork is quite tasty, isn’t it?”
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